By Yusuf Mutiu Olaitan
Fellow Unilorites, I bring you glad tidings. I bring to you something that will worthy of your time. From me to you, I bring you a redeemer of hope. A vestige of a brighter future. Taa lonii kopoor? Kpk? Opp! Oya, make we do this together.
As Unilorites, we are known for one thing, and one thing alone – and that is excellence. To be excellent, you need one thing, and just one thing alone – optimum performance. And to achieve optimum performance, you have to reckon with someone worthy. It’s a bro-code that requires no science to justify.
And with the little research I have conducted in a personal capacity, I can not but recommend and advocate for your vote for OSUOLALE, Jamal Adeshina better known as Jay-Man. I know you would be agog to know why this vibrant and energetic guy has caught my love. Worry not. The reason is not farfetched. You only need to give me keen attention, and I promise that you will also want to be a part of this movement. Amongst the numerous programs, Jay-Man has highlighted will be brought to your notice in a while.
As progressive Unilorites that we all are, I’m certain you would love to have a female football league on our campus. Jay-Man, in a way to consolidate the good jobs of the past administrations, has got his eyes fixed on encouraging females participation in sports, that is one way to carry every gender along, and that is for sure something you would want to be a part of. Even if you’re not a feminist, you must love this – you only need to be a lover of innovations and developments. Innovations!
Who would not want to have the Unilorin Marathon race back on our campus? Just who?! It’s no news that the marathon event was synonymous with our campus in the recent past but due to one reason or the other, it was halt – why it was, I wouldn’t know. But Jay-man has promised to bring it back to the enjoyment of our athletes and the general populace. As a people who love progressive continuation, would you not love to have our beautiful marathon once more. I’m cocksure you would love it – and that’s what you’ll have – you only need to vote for JAY-MAN. Consolidation!
I know we all loved to see Michael Jordan in his playing days. No one would deny the fact that we all enjoyed and still enjoying the scintillating moves by Kobe Bryant of blessed memory while he was alive. Stephen Curry and Lebron James are still people we love to watch for their unimaginable dazzling skills on the court. What if there are so many people that are blessed with those stars, even more blessed on our prestigious citadel of learning. So, tell me if there isn’t an avenue for them to showcase their qualities, how would you identify them? Rest easy, Jay-Man has made a vow in his manifesto to give us a Basketball league. Are you shocked? Don’t be! That’s it. Yes. A Basketball league for both genders will arise on our campus. We can have a Bryant from our Campus, there is nothing bad if we have a Michael Jordan out of our campus. Are you concerned about the feasibility? Please, don’t be. If you cast your vote for Jay-man, then, it’s a doddle. Jay-Man has come to change the narratives. Game Changer!
These and many more are the reasons I am forced to asseverate that Jay-Man will surely drive every Unilorites towards a path that will improve us to achieve optimum performance. Dear Unilorites, let’s vote Osuolale Jamal Adeshina as our next Sports secretary and we shall be happy we did.